The Most Terrifying Secret of a Saleswoman's Honeymoon Night --- Absolutely Horrifying
A wealthy man finally married a beautiful real estate saleswoman as he wished. On their honeymoon night, in the bridal chamber, they tenderly undressed each other.
The groom said: "Since we are now husband and wife, we should be honest with each other. I have a few little secrets to tell you, please don't be shocked." The bride smiled seductively: "Who doesn't have a few secrets? Since you can share your privacy with me, I've also decided to tell you my little secret."
The groom took off the wig on his head and said to the bride: "Actually, I'm bald..." Unexpectedly, the bride also casually removed her long hair: "What's so surprising about that? I was born completely bald..."
Seeing the groom staring at her bald head in a daze, the bride confessed voluntarily: "Do you think my double eyelids are beautiful? Actually, they're artificial..." The groom wasn't surprised at all: "That's nothing, look at my left eye..." As he spoke, he took out his left eyeball from its socket; it turned out his left eye was fake.
The groom continued: "Not only is my left eye fake, but my teeth are too..." The bride didn't care: "It's no big deal, my nose has been augmented five times..." The groom said: "I won't hide it from you, the wrinkles on my face are artificial;" The bride hesitated for a moment, then said after a while: "I won't hide it from you either, actually, this pretty face of mine is the result of eight plastic surgeries..."
As the groom took off his shirt, he said: "My heart beats with the help of a pacemaker..." The bride also took off her bra: "I became so full-figured after breast augmentation surgery..."
The groom slowed down his movements: "Since you're so honest, I'll tell you my biggest secret - due to the outbreak of an economic crisis, I'm almost bankrupt..." The bride seemed to have made up her mind: "I didn't want anyone to know, but since you're so good to me, I'll tell you - actually, I wasn't originally a woman, I underwent gender reassignment surgery..."
"Fantastic!" The groom excitedly shouted, peeling off his skin as he spoke, revealing the black hair underneath. He tightly hugged the bride: "Dear, actually, I'm a gorilla, will you come back with me to live in the forest..."
The bride said: "Disgusting! But I want children, what if I can't give birth?"
The groom replied: "That's easy! We'll take those who read our post without replying and raise them in the forest together..."
(Note: This story seems to be more of a humorous or satirical piece rather than a serious one, hence the translation retains its fictional and exaggerated nature.)