New Virgin
A woman was about to marry a man who wanted a virgin. Since she wasn't one, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen. The doctor told her it would cost around $500, but there was another way that would only cost $50. The woman agreed to try the cheaper method, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.
"Simple... I tied your pubic hairs together!"