PMS and the Bible?
One day, a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor, there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them?" The pastor replied, "There are no such things. Give me an example of what you're talking about." The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible." So, the pastor thought about it and told the woman to call back in the morning, and he would have the answer. The woman called the next morning and asked if the pastor had an answer about PMS in the Bible. The pastor replied, "Yes, it’s the part where Mary rides Joseph’s donkey all the way to Bethlehem!!!"
(Note: This joke plays on the double meaning of "ass" as both "donkey" and a crude term, which might be considered inappropriate in certain contexts.)