Computers must be female! Because:
1. Most guys will fall in love with her, though there are always exceptions.
2. Most girls feel hostile toward her.
3. The more time you spend with her, the harder it is for you to live without her.
4. The more time you spend with her, the more money you end up spending.
5. She’s always on the cutting edge of fashion.
6. Her memory is incredibly good, but she often forgets the most important thing.
7. She seems very smart, but in reality, she can be quite confused and everything needs to be arranged and explained clearly for her. Otherwise, she’ll definitely respond with "Bad Command or Filename."