After spending tens of thousands of yuan

by h0945907 on 2009-12-03 13:40:31

This is an old secret circle. If you master this technique, you will definitely feel great! Let's start with a new story: a beautiful woman decided to spend a lot of money to make herself fatter. After spending over one hundred thousand yuan on leather clothes in Haining, she felt very satisfied!

One day, at a newsstand, after buying a newspaper and looking for change, she asked the owner: "No offense, but can you guess how old I am?"

The owner said: "32."

She triumphantly replied: "47!"

Then, she went to McDonald's and asked the young lady at the counter the same question.

The young lady guessed: "I think you're 29."

She was so happy and corrected her: "No, I'm 47!"

Feeling elated, she went to a convenience store at the street corner to buy some candy and couldn't help asking the saleswoman there as well.

The saleswoman guessed: "Hmm, I think you're 30."

She proudly declared: "47, amazing, right?"

While waiting for the bus, she asked an elderly man nearby.

The elderly man said: "I'm 78 years old, my eyesight isn't good, so I can't tell. But when I was younger, there was a way to find out. If you let me put my hand inside your bra, I guarantee I can tell your age!"

After a long pause, in the quiet alley, she finally gave in to curiosity and said: "Alright! Try it."

The old man slowly reached into her blouse, then her bra, carefully feeling around.

A few minutes later, she asked: "Okay, how old do you think I am?"

After one final pinch, he pulled his hand out and said: "Madam, your age is over 45."

The woman was quite surprised and quickly asked: "Then how old do you think I really am?"

The old man calmly replied: "Madam, your body is special. However, if you let me touch the other side, I should be able to guess your age."

Although hesitant, her curiosity got the better of her. She thought, since he already touched one side, might as well let him try the other side to see if he can really guess her age. So, she agreed.

The old man again inserted his hand into her blouse and carefully explored the other side. After a while, she asked: "Alright, how old do you think I am?"

Once more, after a final pinch, he withdrew his hand and said: "Madam, your age does not exceed 49."

The woman was shocked again and urgently asked: "Then how old do you think I really am?"

The old man still responded calmly: "Madam, your body is truly unique. However, I assure you that if you allow me to put my hand inside your underwear, I can guess your age."

The woman hesitated greatly. Allowing a stranger to reach into her underwear seemed inappropriate, yet her curiosity was overwhelming, especially with the old man's calm voice and his two previous accurate guesses. After a fierce internal struggle, the woman finally agreed to let the old man place his hand inside her underwear, but insisted that he must correctly guess her age this time.

The old man slowly and carefully searched inside her underwear. A few minutes later, the woman asked: "Alright, how old do you think I am?"

After one last thorough feel, he pulled his hand out and said: "Madam, you are 47 years old."

The woman was so astonished she nearly fainted and asked: "How did you know?"

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Not angry!"

The old man's answer left the woman speechless: ********** Check the answer sheet.