How to show off your iPhone

I finally got my iPhone, and it's not enough to just revel in its awesomeness by myself. I need others to know that I've got an iPhone too! This foreigner has come up with five tricks to help you show off your iPhone in a "stinky-flaunting" way. Each scenario is hilariously set up. I strongly recommend that Steven Jobs turn these ideas into a series of iPhone promotional videos; selling another million units wouldn't be difficult at all. Of course, if you've purchased a powerful phone like the Nokia N95, you can also follow this "manual" and flaunt it to your heart's content. Haha, lol.