Aggressive Chinese Translation Names for Google Products

The following are astonishing Chinese translations of Google product names: Google - Brother Google, Gmail - Sister Google, Google Adsense - Much Shorter Than Her, Google Adwords - My Son Who is Loved by Brother Google, Google Trends - Brother Google Gives Birth to a Son, Google Scholar - Brother Google has Thought About It, Gtalk - Chicken Escapes Class, Google Talk - Brother Google Escapes Class, Froogle.