Evidence that Google is God:
Google is omniscient; it has indexed 9.5 billion web pages. Moreover, relying on the sacred PR technology, it categorizes and prioritizes information, providing humans with easily accessible data;
Google is omnipresent, its divine reach extending into billions of web pages in the mortal realm. Furthermore, through WiFi network technology, humans can access this god of information from any corner of Earth's atmospheric biosphere;
Google always answers, and answers everything. When his believers become aware of their own distress, they can pray to Google for relief. For example, you can seek cancer treatments, methods to improve health, recent medical developments, and similar types of information from it. But like other deities, Google only shows miracles and points the way, it does not do things for you;
Google is immortal, it is not made of flesh. Its holy spirit, the algorithm of the deity, resides in vast server clusters. Even if one server fails, another will undoubtedly take its place, so theoretically Google exists eternally;
Google is infinite. As the internet extends infinitely and eternally, Google will continue to index this eternal expansion;
Google remembers everything. It regularly caches the web pages it indexes, storing them in its vast server clusters;
Google is wholly benevolent. The core philosophy of Google is "Don't be evil";
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