The most flamboyant keyboard in history

In fact, I am not a fan of CPUs or graphics cards or anything like that. I only care if my computer looks flashy enough on the outside. Thus, I embarked on a path deemed superficial and lacking in substance by others. So what if I'm superficial? What if I lack substance? I like it, and this time I'm talking about an even more superficial keyboard. So what? Humph!