Introduction: Journey to the West, I believe everyone has watched it. (If you haven't, you must be from another planet.) Today, we have compiled some classic jokes about the characters in Journey to the West. Let's enjoy them together! 1. In the morning, Tang Monk wakes up from a dream and finds Sun Wukong kneeling by his bed. He asks, "Wukong, what's wrong?" With tears in his eyes, Wukong says, "Master, please don't recite the Tightening Spell in your sleep next time!" 2. After being expelled back to the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits for hitting the White Bone Demon three times, Wukong is visited by Zhu Bajie months later. As soon as he enters, Bajie starts crying. Wukong asks, "Where is the team?" Bajie replies, "Linfen." Wukong asks again, "Did you encounter another demon?" Bajie answers, "No." Wukong becomes anxious, "Then why are you crying?" Bajie sobs even more, "Big Brother, you must come back! Master has been sold to a black brick kiln, and we've been looking for him for three months!" 3. The pilgrimage team arrives at a poor area and fails to get alms for several days. Since Wukong has to protect the master, he lets Sha Seng and Bajie go to a distant city to find food. On the first day, they return empty-handed because they have no money. On the second day, they still return empty-handed because they have no money. Wukong gets angry, "If you can't find food, don't come back!" On the evening of the third day, Sha Seng happily returns with a big bag of rice and much leftover money. Wukong rejoices and asks, "Where is Bajie?" Suddenly, Sha Seng begins to cry, "Big Brother, forgive me! Among all of us, only Second Brother could be sold for 16 yuan per pound." 4. The four arrive at a big city. Wukong goes out for alms, Sha Seng tidies up the luggage, and Bajie goes out to walk the horse. In the evening, Bajie returns empty-handed. Tang Monk asks, "Where is Bai Long Ma?" Bajie says, "It was seized by the traffic police." Tang Monk asks why? Bajie says, "It farted." Tang Monk says, "Farting doesn't deserve seizure, does it?" Bajie says, "The police said Beijing will host the Green Olympics, and its exhaust exceeds the standard." 5. Wukong returns from seeking alms and finds that the master is gone. Sha Seng and Bajie are crying on the ground. Wukong asks, "Where is the master?" Bajie says, "Lost." Wukong says, "Go look for him!" Sha Seng says, "We've looked everywhere, but there's no sign of him." Wukong searches around once more, but still can't find him. While the three are worrying, suddenly Wukong asks, "Has the master paid this month's mortgage?" Sha Seng says, "No." "Has he paid the road maintenance fee?" "Also no." Wukong says, "Let's wash up and go to sleep. The master won't run away; there's the bank and the traffic police watching over him!" 6. The team passes through Lion Camel Ridge, where the lion demon captures Tang Monk. Wukong exerts great effort and finally defeats the lion demon. Just as he is about to kill it, Manjusri Bodhisattva appears, saying that it is his mount, and takes the lion demon away triumphantly. Wukong curses loudly. Bajie consoles, "Forget it, Big Brother. He's the leader's driver, also considered a civil servant." 7. The team reaches the gate of the Western Paradise and sees 500 Arhats carrying luggage out. They ask why. The Arhats sigh, "You don't know. In a few days, the new Labor Law will be implemented, and all our temporary workers will be dismissed." Tang Monk asks, "What about the bodhisattvas?" The Arhats say, "Their lives aren't good either. To avoid the new Labor Law, they were forced to sign contracts with XX Company and will now be dispatched to the Western Paradise by a third-party company." 8. Tang Monk and his companions receive commendations for their successful quest for scriptures and are honored as Buddhas. Excitedly, they search for houses in various places in the Western Paradise but return disappointed after a few days. Tang Monk says, "Let's go back. The house prices in the Western Paradise are too high, and we can't even afford the down payment." Sha Seng says, "Didn't I hear there are affordable housing units? Why don't we inquire?" Wukong says, "Stupid brother, do you think any leaders in the Western Paradise don't have relatives? How could it be our turn?" 9. Lately, Bajie has been melancholy, staring at the moon at night. Wukong knows his worries and visits the Moon Palace during the weekend. Upon returning, he tells Bajie, "Stupid brother! I asked, and China launched a satellite, not sending people to the moon yet. It's just a machine, so why are you jealous?" 10. Tang Monk brings back the true scriptures and carries them to see Li Shimin. Tang Monk says, "Big Brother, I'm back." Li Shimin: "Oh." Tang Monk says, "I've brought back the true scriptures." Li Shimin says, "Oh, put them there." Tang Monk says, "Big Brother, I spent over ten years working hard on such a major task. Why aren't you happy? Are you dissatisfied with my travel expenses?" Li Shimin takes off his headphones and says, "Your scriptures, I downloaded them using Xunlei in an hour. If I had known computers were so powerful, I wouldn't have sent you!" 11. A large group of little demons carry Tang Monk, who is tied up like a dumpling, into the cave joyfully shouting, "Great King! Great King! We've finally captured Tang Monk!" The old demon is woken up from sleep, looks at them lazily, and says indifferently, "Send him back." The little demons ask curiously why. The old demon says, "The newspaper says Tang Monk's meat contains carcinogenic substances." 12. After the journey for scriptures, Bajie undergoes plastic surgery and turns into a very handsome young man. Then he goes to a bar to drink with a prostitute. After leaving, he says to her, "Do you know? Do you know how ugly I used to be? I used to be Bajie, do you know?" The prostitute looks at him with tears in her eyes and says, "Second Brother, I am Sha Seng!" 13. The four take a plane for a trip. During the flight, the plane crashes, but there are only three parachutes available. So, Tang Monk says, let's answer questions, whoever cannot answer jumps down. Tang Monk: Wukong, how many suns are in the sky? Wukong: One. Tang Monk: Good, here's one parachute for you. Tang Monk: Sha Seng, how many moons are in the sky? Sha Seng: One. Tang Monk: Good, here's one parachute for you. Bajie is very happy on the side, thinking these questions are so simple. Tang Monk: Bajie, how many stars are in the sky? Bajie jumps down. Not long after, the four take another plane for a trip. During the flight, it crashes again, and there are still only three parachutes. They continue answering questions. Tang Monk: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded? Wukong: 1949. Tang Monk: Good, here's one parachute for you. Tang Monk: Sha Seng, how many people died in the Liberation War? Sha Seng: 2.5 million people. Tang Monk: Good, here's one parachute for you. Tang Monk: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?... Bajie has no choice but to jump down again. For the third time, the four take another plane for a trip. During the flight, it crashes again. This time, Bajie says, "Master, you don't need to ask. I'll jump myself." Then he leaps. Tang Monk puts his hands together: "Amitabha, this time there are four parachutes." Conclusion: After reading these funny and classic jokes about Tang Monk and his disciples, did it help alleviate your stress? If you like it, don't forget to share it with your friends! [Sharing Instructions]