Worldloser sloth would rather hang out in trees than have sex by Nate Jones | August 22, 2010 | + Tweet Martin Harvey/Corbis Hey everyone, a sloth at the London Zoo doesn't want to mate. Let's all stare at him in his North Face jacket! Zoo officials are reportedly concerned about the performance anxiety of their 25-year-old two-toed sloth named Abercrombie, who has spent four months sharing a rainforest exhibit with an attractive female sloth named Marilyn without making any attempt to fertilize her. Zookeepers encourage him to get out there and meet people by leaving treats around his habitat, and probably also telling him that he's a catch that any girl sloth would be lucky to have sooner or later. Prince shared his space with a sloth named Sheila, who turned out to be male. The keepers' intentions behind trying to connect their sloths were clear. They've always wanted to raise a baby two-toed sloth, and they're not getting any younger. "It would be amazing if we could have a two-toed sloth baby at London Zoo," senior animal keeper Lucy Hawley told the BBC. "We haven't bred them since the 1800s so it would be a very special baby." Prince was unavailable for comment as he was undoubtedly unwinding alone in a tree, even though it was a Saturday night and all the other animals were going out and having a great time with all their friends, and they would probably have asked him along too if he didn't just ask them first. (via LiveScience) Related articles: http://www.gbrowser.cc/bbs/viewthread.php?tid=7861&extra= http://salforduniversity.cn/bbs/forumdisplay.php?fid=49 http://shop.cn-son.com/bbs/showtopic-688.aspx