I have always had the good habit of eating breakfast while watching TV, and this is also the most focused and important time for me to watch TV during the day. The related reports on the total solar eclipse have been bombarding us comprehensively and stereoscopically for about half a month. Today's breakfast time simply cannot be spent without watching TV; otherwise, how could I justify all those reports? Besides, it's such a rare phenomenon. Although the media reports vary, saying it happens once in a thousand years, once in five hundred years, once in a hundred years, or even once every two years, no matter how often it occurs, it's still very hard to encounter. Even something as important as the college entrance exam only happens once a year.
I remember a childhood song: "Whether it's 100 yuan or 1 jiao, they are all loved by the masses." But when I watched TV, I found that Sichuan's Haolugou was covered with dark clouds, and nothing could be seen. That beautiful female host from Sichuan TV said nine rain-inducing bombs had already been fired. In Anhui's Yixian County, they managed to see the moon eating the sun, but unfortunately, it was blocked by clouds after just a few seconds. The people in Shanghai were leisurely practicing Tai Chi, and the host anxiously said, "The heavens aren't cooperating." After finishing breakfast, I quickly went to work. Watching the moon eat the sun may happen once in XX years, but if I don't go to work and earn money, I won't be able to eat three meals a day, which would be an encounter three times a day!
On my way to work by car, I kept looking at the sky. Although the media repeatedly reported that one should not directly observe the sun with the naked eye, our actions have always been like this: the more you tell us not to do something, the more we want to do it; the more news is blocked, the faster it spreads. But I was still disappointed, thinking that Beijing's sky was also "not cooperating," just like that beautiful female anchor said. The radio continuously broadcasted news, and many places also reported "the heavens aren't cooperating." However, due to our country's vast land and abundant resources, cheers were heard from Chongqing and Wuhan. But more places were filled with sighs. A user from Zhejiang sent a text message to the central radio station, asking when the sun would come out. He had been sitting on his balcony since 5:30 in the morning, preparing good wine and food.
When I arrived at the office, the person I had arranged to meet was already there, the owner of the domain name 10086.COM. During our conversation, I kept looking out the window. My office faces south, with a large floor-to-ceiling window of over 20 square meters. But the entire morning passed, and I didn't see any surprises. It was a waste that I had specially prepared a high-end camera today. How could there be so much "heavens not cooperating"?
After close communication with many netizens, we finally came to a conclusion: This "total solar eclipse" incident was clearly a malicious act by the sun, inciting the moon, who was unaware of the truth, to take advantage of the opportunity of Earth's rotation and revolution, carrying out an organized and premeditated dark颠覆 activity to disrupt China's stability. Relevant departments have dispatched cloud troops to intercept it. Currently, the emotions of the sun, moon, and Earth are stable.
An insider from relevant departments revealed to Liu Xingliang that they had intercepted intelligence about this dark颠覆 activity through their secret agents Lingling Dog and Zero Zero Fa long ago. Then, they decided to turn the tables. To promote tourism in the Yangtze River Basin, to enhance the public's love for astronomy, to boost the popularity of telescopes and related products, to increase CCAV's viewership rate, and to increase website click-through rates—thus, the once-in-XX-years related reports began flooding in.
In addition to the joy, let's share a few pictures:
1. The exclusive online sponsor of the total solar eclipse event Google's LOGO.
2. The once-in-XX-years self-sacrifice of the total solar eclipse event spokesperson Chang'e.
3. The built-in advertisement of the exclusive diamond sponsor of the total solar eclipse event.
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