50 Real Depictions of Gender Relations, Too Profound:
1. For men, the first time sleeping with a woman is hard, but it gets easier afterward; for women, the first time sleeping with a man is easy, but it gets harder afterward.
2. After earning money, men want to divorce their wives; when they can't earn money, their wives want to divorce them.
3. Women ask "Do you still love me?" several times when they have their first kiss, their first touch, their first sleep together, and when their partner earns their first fortune.
4. Men usually ask "Do you still love me?" several times after their first failed kiss, their first failed touch, their first failed attempt at sleeping together, and when their career hits rock bottom.
5. Before marriage, men will borrow money to ensure their women eat well; after marriage, women will borrow money to ensure their men eat well.
6. When a man has an affair, it shows in his increasingly busy work schedule; when a woman has an affair, it shows in her increasingly salty cooking.
7. When a woman says "I hate you," it means she likes you; when a man says "I hate you," he really hates you.
8. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.
9. Traditional women are honest before having children and start daydreaming after childbirth; modern women daydream before having children and become honest after childbirth.
10. When there's no money at home, men like to keep accounts; when there's money at home, women like to keep accounts.
11. No matter how bad a man's relationship with his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is good; no matter how good a woman's relationship with her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is bad.
12. Women worry when their men haven't earned money, and regret when they do.
13. When a man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy, the girlfriend ends up marrying the buddy, but they remain buddies; when a woman entrusts her boyfriend to her female friend, the female friend ends up marrying the boyfriend, and they can no longer be friends.
14. During intercourse, a man definitely doesn't think about his wife, while a woman thinks about her husband.
15. Unsuccessful men like to compare their wives with others; successful women like to compare their husbands with others.
16. When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will argue with the police, with the woman by his side trying to calm him down; when a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will argue with the man by her side, while the police try to calm her down.
17. A man's biggest worry is not having enough money; a woman's biggest worry is having too much money.
18. The thing men like to buy most but find least useful is a laptop; the thing women like to buy most but find least useful is shoes.
19. Men are good at finding faults in their wives, while women are good at finding merits in their husbands.
20. Men have affairs because they've planned it; women have affairs because they're lonely.
21. A man with a lover is called "tamed"; a woman with a lover is called "stupid."
22. When a man kisses a woman on his own initiative, it's a sudden event; when a woman kisses a man on her own initiative, it's a premeditated event.
23. Before the age of 40, women have thoughts of changing husbands; after the age of 40, men have actions of changing wives.
24. Men are good at discovering merits in other people's wives; women are good at discovering merits in their own husbands.
25. When men and women quarrel in a car, if the woman is driving, she will slam on the brakes; if the man is driving, he will floor the gas pedal.
26. When men have money, they first change their mobile phones, then their cars, then their houses, and finally their clothes; when women have money, it's just the opposite.
27. Men learn English to prove they are capable; women learn English to prove they are no longer capable.
28. The poorest men don't haggle over vegetables; the richest women do.
29. Behind every successful man is a woman's support; behind every successful woman is a group of men's support.
30. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.
31. To men, the most beautiful women are those they cannot obtain; to women, the most carefree men are those they already possess.
32. Even the smartest women are confused about their own looks; even the clumsiest men are clear-headed about women's appearances.
33. Women are usually scared of men being too sexual, but complain they aren't sexual enough in bed; men usually complain women are too flirtatious, but fear they aren't flirtatious enough in bed.
34. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his drunk wife clings to his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband's drunk friends cling to her.
35. When a woman tells a man "I know I'm not pretty," the man should never agree; when a man tells a woman "I'm really a failure," the woman should always disagree.
36. A man who doesn't want property during a divorce is not a good man; a woman who doesn't want property during a divorce is certainly a good woman.
37. When a man gives a woman a bra, it indicates he wants to establish a lover relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it indicates they already have a lover relationship.
38. Women are kind because of ignorance; men are stupid because of kindness.
39. When a woman's workplace gives her 1000 yuan, she will tell her man she got 1000 yuan and her friends she got 500; when a man's workplace gives him 1000 yuan, he will tell his woman he got 500 and his friends he got 1500.
40. The men who are least afraid of their wives at home still dare not talk back to their mothers-in-law; the women who are most afraid of their husbands at home still dare to talk back to their mothers-in-law.
41. Women save private funds to spend on their husbands in the future; men save private funds to spend on other women in the future.
42. When men face a group of women, they shouldn't discuss appearance issues; when women face a group of men, they shouldn't discuss financial issues.
43. Women love hearing men say another woman is ugly; men love hearing women say another man is a failure.
44. When women console other women, they often say they themselves are worse off; when men console other men, they often say another man is worse off.
45. Men look silliest when they wear a suit to work for the first time; women look silliest when they wear a strapless dress to the street for the first time.
46. Beautiful women like praising other women's clothes; rich men like boasting about other men's high incomes, ultimately leading the conversation back to themselves.
47. Returned overseas students add a few English sentences when speaking Chinese to Chinese people; returned overseas women add a few Chinese sentences when speaking English to foreigners.
48. Men read until they get a doctorate because they have low IQs; women read until they get a doctorate because they have low EQs.
49. Men lie out of habit; women lie out of necessity.