1. A municipal leader from the Pearl River Delta region solemnly stated during a press conference: "We must firmly reject (voluntarily) accepting supervision from the People's Congress." The entire audience was shocked.
2. A Chaoshan region leader enthusiastically led visiting guests from another province on a boat tour, saying earnestly: "Today, there is a strong wind and high waves, everyone should take some birth control pills (medicine name 'avoid dizziness'), so as not to get dizzy." Everyone blushed. Then, the leader warmly invited everyone: "Come, come, please come to the bedhead (bow of the ship), sitting at the bedhead (bow of the ship) looking at the beautiful wife (suburbs), it's really more and more beautiful!"
3. A leader of a public institution in Guangzhou praised an experienced employee for outstanding work, sighing: "After all, you are an old scoundrel (elderly person)." From then on, the young people followed suit, praising their older colleagues.
4. Once, a leader from western Guangdong went to the army to thank the PLA for its support to the Children's Palace. He gave a very passionate speech: "Dear commanders and fighters of the South China Sea Rotten Team (South China Sea Fleet), thank you for giving the retired rotten boat (warship) to the Children's Palace..." The officers and soldiers present looked at each other, that was clearly a good ship!
5. An official from the Chaoshan region once hosted a hot pot dinner for senior guests from higher-ups. He stirred the boiling, smoking hot pot with his chopsticks while smiling and said: "Don't be polite, eat when it's boiled (boiling), and boil again (reboil) after eating."
6. In the sweltering summer, a cadre from the Pearl River Delta region led a group of comrades from other provinces who came to learn. During a short rest, he kindly told everyone: "It's too hot, please eat some watermelon to cool down, clear the heat, come, you eat ** (large pieces), we eat small conveniences (small pieces), let's go see us after eating." Everyone holding the watermelon didn't know what to do.
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