Angel's Complaint Classroom is officially opened. Thank you, parents, for visiting my classroom, and thank you, friends, for bringing your girlfriends to my class. The theme of our first lesson today is ―― What to do when a third party appears? Angel is here to help. Again, I would like to thank two parents who provided obscene materials so that Angel can help resolve the issues involving third parties and families. Below are confidential materials collected from various professional websites and books by the mysterious complaint expert Angel ―― 1. Collect evidence Collecting effective evidence is the most powerful tool for dealing with complaints. If you are involved with a third party, please stop this meaningless relationship. Break up! Or say that you have never been together. Sneaking around doesn't feel good, does it? Special warning to those who already have children or families. It's best to let go or better hide the evidence. If you are a child or family member harmed by a third party or even a fourth party, haha, these people are the most laughable and disgraceful ones (not referring to victims). If you are a victim, please check MSN, blog comments, QQ chat records, Douban, Taobao, Alibaba, etc., or post replies. A 360° full-hole record should be appropriately reported to eliminate them. If you are the third party, beautiful girl, no matter if you are unmarried, not in a relationship but celebrating Valentine's Day, married, or divorced, please leave. Don't say "this is love" like Qiumei in "You Are My Lover." Although it sounds romantic and perfect, please consider the consequences and future prospects. How many families have you destroyed? Are you still human? You're obviously from the cat planet. 2. Indirectly expose secrets Indirectly discovering and exposing the other party suits those who kill in the dark. If you are involved with a third party, please manage all your chat tools, such as MSN, blog comments, QQ chat records, QQ email, Douban, Taobao, Alibaba, etc., to avoid being killed by a black-clad person. Speaking of which, the saddest thing is dying without knowing how. If you are a child or family member harmed by a third party or even a fourth party, put more effort into a carpet search of all chat systems. It's best to light three incense sticks and KO the computer of the third party. Family members, whether girls or boys, register a new account with completely different information. For example, input - "I am a 190-year-old grandpa from Harbin Province in India, Malaysia, who participated in the May Fourth Revolution, named Lin Zexu!" If you are the third party, please manage your own face. If too many wrongdoings are eventually exposed, it's the most hateful thing. All messy things will come out. Look and see! The latest news about the infidelity of third parties! 3. Cry, fight, and complain Crying is the most commonly used fatal weapon by women. Use innocent eyes to gain sympathy. Facing third parties, cry harder than them. It's best to sob or pretend to be short of breath to gain sympathy. In the hospital, start revealing the sins of the third parties in front of the crowd. Fighting requires more props and methods. Slap. The most commonly used physical means. Strike fast and hard. Even though the strength may not be as great as a man's, speed can increase energy, making the other party more painful. Kick with your foot. Use a strong foot to kick the stomach, hands, feet, etc. The stomach is the softest, but it's recommended to kick the chest unless you want to pay medical fees. Headbutt. Ha ha, this method is best for hitting the other party's head. You can control the degree yourself, and hitting the temple can knock them out, dear~ Complain. This professional stuff, let Complaint Expert Angel teach you. For example: wife: Nima, you stole my husband and looked down on me. Do you want to die after stealing my stuff? You young girl, even if you look okay, you've ruined your future, but you've also deceived everyone's future. What will happen if your honey is gone? I know you love Valentine's Day the most. Now, immediately give you three choices. One, kneel down to me, and I'll forgive you with ten palm strikes. Two, let me accidentally push you down the stairs. Don't worry, I'll play Sun Nan's "Come Back Quickly" for you. Three, disappear now. Three seconds are over. Nima, go die! Children: Nima, you stole my dad and acted arrogantly. Aren't you happy, proud, and smug? Don't think that little girls or cute boys are easy to fool. You even fake saying, "Hey kid, let me be your mom, okay?" Still not planning to become my stepmom? Nima, secretly getting married and thinking we don't know, right? Young as you are, what are you pretending to be? After removing makeup and before plastic surgery, who knows what you really look like. Probably sadder than our pet hamster. Your sister, roll away now! Whether you're a big sister or a queen has nothing to do with me. Who's more arrogant than me?? That's all for today's class by Complaint Expert Angel. If you have any questions, please call 12580. To propose a better topic, press 1. To make friends, press 2. To listen to the last class, press 3. To complain and die, press 4. Thanks for cooperating. See you next class~