Of course, first you need to know the girl's phone number. Second, you need to be interested in her. Send a text message: "I enjoyed our conversation last time, would you like to meet up again and chat?"
Note: If the girl consents, choose a relatively quiet bar as the meeting place. Don't go to a restaurant or a nightclub temporarily.
Second Lesson: After the date, don't forget to send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you, looking forward to seeing you again. Good night." Let her know that you are considerate.
The next day, you can send her a funny text message, for example:
1. A black chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the feces of a gibbon, after the gibbon gently helped it clean up they fell in love. When asked how they got together, the chimpanzee sighed and said: ape dung! It's all about ape dung!
2. I am a bean, I fell down and feel very discouraged, is there anything that can help me stand up again? The answer is - you. There is something called 'pig encouraging bean'.
3. A panda celebrating its birthday was asked what its wishes were. The panda said: I have two wishes in my life, one is to find a Chinese doctor to remove my dark circles, the second is to take a color photo.
... Let her know that you are a fun person.
Note: Never send dirty jokes.
Third Lesson: In the morning when you wake up, send her a text message: "Good morning! The early bird catches the worm, how many did you catch today?"
Remember, a certain MM once replied to me like this: "The early worm gets eaten by the bird, hehe, I guess I'm more like the worm." Reply: "Lalala. The late bird still catches the worm. I eat, I eat, I eat eat eat. Wow, such a big beautiful lady worm! Just right, a poem from 'Palace Lock Heart Jade', full. Stay for lunch."
Note: It's a beauty. Girls tend to be a bit vain, usually you can send such text messages:
1. Today you look particularly special and adorable.
2. Seeing your beautiful outfit today made my eyes almost fall out.
... Don't be stingy with your beautiful descriptions, make her feel as beautiful as possible.
Fourth Lesson: After getting to know each other for some time and becoming a bit familiar, it's time for you to show off your antics. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong went to great lengths to bring fresh lychees to Consort Yang to make her smile, now use your text messages to flatter the girl you like.
1. Hinted antics: If there is another life, let us be a pair of little mice, foolishly in love, stupidly living our days, purely snuggling, silly being together. When the snow seals the mountain, we will nestle in a warm pile of grass, where I will feed you rat poison.
2. Sending an English text message is also good: "Hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, I will be here by your side, missing you day and night!"
3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? Nothing serious, I just want to tell you in a way that won't disturb you, I am thinking of you, hoping that when you receive my text message, your mouth will be smiling, letting your friends know that you are happy.
4. Joking around, deepening the impression: I say, "You are a pig." You say, "I am not a pig." From then on, I call you "not a pig," until one day you can't bear it anymore and shout at me in public, "I am not a pig!"
5. Still effective hinted antics: Listen, I want to pursue you! I've decided on you! What I've been looking for all along is you! This time I will seize the opportunity well! I will definitely pursue you until I get you! (Dead fly, I'll swat you!)
6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things you wouldn't dare to say in person, even if it makes you sick, girls like sweet talk and care: If one day, you feel tired, just turn around, my blessing is right beside you, no matter how far away, no matter how many years, this blessing turns into tiny blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining at sunset, shining in every inch of your life. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: Thinking of you, B: Really thinking of you, C: Extremely thinking of you, D: Can't stop thinking of you, E: All of the above.
Fifth Lesson: Feeling gloomy, tomorrow I have to go on a business trip. I might not be able to exchange experiences with friends for a few days. Thank you all for your support and patronage. I hope those who have experience in this area will post their thoughts.
This lesson talks about the quantity and quality of sending text messages:
1. Quality over quantity. Girls probably don't like overly clingy guys, always buzzing around them all day (unless you're already a couple).
2. Don't always send copied text messages from the internet. Use your own brainpower. Since you like her, put some thought into your messages.
3. Occasionally adopt the strategy of three days fishing and two days drying the nets, catching and releasing. After a series of intense text message attacks, suddenly stop sending any for a day or two. When your text messages become part of her daily life, she will wonder why you haven't sent any today. Whatever you say when you start again, you've already succeeded half the time.
4. After giving enough attention through text messages, the first text message she sends you is often a complaint, like "I'm so annoyed" or "I'm about to collapse." Hehe, what are you waiting for? The best time to pursue a girl is when she needs help the most. Encourage her quickly: Actually, the sky is really blue, dark clouds will eventually disperse; actually, the sea isn't wide, the other shore connects to this one; actually, tears are sweet, when your heart desires; actually, I want you, happy every day. Hold onto the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will stand by you. I hope to see a strong me, and even more, a strong you!!!
After the text message, give her a call, that's essential.
Sixth Lesson: Care about the weather, care about the ladies. Send a weather forecast to your lady every day: Tomorrow's lowest temperature is 1 degree, highest temperature is 13 degrees, XX asks me to tell you: caring about the weather is caring about you. Don't forget to add another layer of clothing. (XX is you.)
Don't include the content in parentheses in the text message. Don't blindly copy online text messages. Convert others' things into your own, that's the highest level.
Seventh Lesson: Excitedly sharing experiences at the horizon, hahaha, got scolded into a pig.
These days, it's hard to be a good person.
My mood is all over the place.
Randomly found a few text messages, use them if you like. Going to sleep now.
1. Are you secretly thinking of me? Are you really secretly thinking of me? If you really are, tell me, I won't stop you from thinking of me, let's be reasonable. I miss you too.
2. Are you home okay? I am quite bored, come on, smile. If you are a flower, I would be the manure; if you are the manure, I would be the fly. If you are the fly, I would be the egg with a crack.
3. Every time I am alone, every time I am happy, I think of you, wanting you to double my happiness.
4. Some words don't need to be said, I just want to tell you with profound eyes, these days without seeing you are so hard!
5. When I think of you, do you think of me? No matter how far apart we are, no matter how long the road ahead, I just want to say it's great to know you.
6. Do you know who I am?
7. Send you a cup of morning tea: with fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling passion as water, broad tolerance as the cup, drink to your good mood for the day and lifelong happiness!
Are you happy? Fate cannot limit one's development, I firmly believe. I hope my future will be wonderful. I don't know if I can, but I really want to do my best for her. Maybe she doesn't need me, but in the future, I will use all my courage to do everything well.
Belief, care, perseverance, attentiveness, heartfelt understanding, with these six principles, the person you love will be devoted to you.
Missing you so much that I can't focus on anything else; my clothes have lost their style; I can't form relationships with anyone else; wherever I go, I'm unwelcome; my thoughts can't keep up with Lenin's; my heart skips beats for no reason; pneumonia isn't typical anymore!
I remain silent for what I cannot say, I speak for what I cannot remain silent about; I leave for what I must return to, I return for what I must leave behind. True water has no fragrance, so true feelings should have no words.
For those in love, every day is a festival. A word of warmth, a line of communication; a word of caution, a note of transmission; a thought of longing, a wishful anticipation; a sentiment of affection, a lifetime of devotion.
Everyone's fate is different, the length of time spent in love varies, only by putting in the effort can I achieve: allowing my love to accompany you as we grow old together.
Loving you forever is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long. Loving you continuously for seventy years, as long as I am healthy, is my strength.
Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Cooking you, stir-frying you, steaming you; roasting you, braising you, red-braising you; frying you, grilling you, cold-mixing you!
Forgive me for telling a stranger your phone number, his name is Cupid, he wants to help me tell you: my heart likes you, my heart cares about you, my heart waits for you.
Thinking of sending you roses but they're too expensive, thinking of comforting you but I haven't learned yet, thinking of kneeling before you but the ring is still in the safe, so I can only send you a text message to chase you, hoping we never break up.
My love for you flows like an endless river, like the Yellow River flooding uncontrollably, like the setting sun casting brilliant rays. I think of you, I love you, I cannot live without you, I must obtain you.
You are the train, I am the railway; you are the bricks, I am the mud; you are the cloud, I am the wind; you are the chocolate, I am the wrapping paper; you are love, I am emotion, having you is truly amazing.
Missing you is so heavy it breaks the telephone wire, burns the SIM card, empties the wallet, consumes the sleeping pills, sigh! But I still miss you.
Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to die for you! Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you for a lifetime!
You come from Yuanmou in Yunnan, I come from Zhoukou in Beijing, let me hold your furry hand! Love! Let us walk upright!
On the old road, the west wind blows through the thin horse, the sunset sets, the heartbroken one awaits your call!
Encountering the right person at the wrong time is heartbreak; encountering the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; encountering the right person at the right time is lifelong happiness.
Loving you is not the goal, it's hard to be unrequited! Loving you is not the goal, it's tiring to be secretive! Loving you breaks my heart, it's tragic! But it's foolishly inevitable!
Star and moon do not err, because you have left; the breeze does not speak, because I am sobbing; I do not speak, because I am still thinking of you.
Life inevitably grows old, but I will always remember the wonderful times and tender years with you. On the journey of life, I wish you have a bright mood and a long future.
Longing: The morning moon is cold, the evening wind is cold, the lover returns alone, their shadow mourns silently. Meeting is hard, thinking is hard, spending the long night with resentment is hard, ask if I am pitied.
The world originally had no desert, but every time I think of you, God drops a grain of sand, thus creating the Sahara! The world originally had no sea, but every time I think of you, God sheds a tear, thus forming the Pacific Ocean.
Treasure: Recently my teeth hurt, because I often think of you at night, the feeling is too sweet, causing cavities.
I want to be your phone, carried in your arms, held in your hands, seen in your eyes, remembered in your heart!
Seeing you, I fear electric shock; not seeing you, I need recharging; without you, I would power off. Loving you is my career, missing you is my vocation, embracing you is my specialty, kissing you is my expertise!
Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, love divided by love equals the uniqueness of love.
Having you by my side is truly wonderful. Among the vast sea of people, I navigate by your name; among the lonely cold nights, I warm myself with your name; throughout life's journey, I travel with your name.
If the frog didn't turn into a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't turn into foam, would I still believe in love? Yes, because you are still by my side!