1. I can't stand it anymore, I miss you so much, I want to see you every day, just give yourself to me, I will never betray you, let you be with me forever, I will love you till the end, and I will not have two hearts and minds, I swear I will only raise one little pig for you.
2. Twelve Expectations of Love: Hope when waving, yearn when holding hands, wish when touching hands, fantasize when clapping hands, gaze blankly when shaking hands, feel disappointed when letting go, look forward when shaking hands, expect when grabbing hands, tearfully hope when pulling hands, look back when supporting hands, anticipate when holding hands, and feel desperate when breaking up.
3. Thoughts must be liberated, dressing must be fashionable; life must be harmonious, work must be smooth; husbands must be strong, children must be beautiful; we must be reserved when going out, but high-spirited when coming home.
4. First love is the new edition; reigniting old flames is the reprint edition, funny text messages; cohabitation before marriage is the trial version; keeping a mistress in a golden house is the collectible edition; wedding night is the official edition; loving a widow is the revised edition; seducing another's wife is the pirated edition.
5. A friend's wife is like a goldfish, beautiful but untouchable. Escort girls are like pufferfish, delicious but easy to get poisoned. A lover is like a soft-shelled turtle, delicious and nutritious but expensive. A wife is like a knife fish, not beautiful but tasty and affordable.
6. Women's four great ideals: Men's heads all go crazy, sending me money every day, queuing up for me to choose, and I will never grow old.
7. The Five-One Project: Follow a leader as your backing; befriend a boss for spending convenience; unite with a journalist for publicity; rely on a doctor for easy medical care; contact an opposite sex for secret indulgence!
8. God gave me two feet, teaching me how to stand firm, but I've only learned - to run away; God gave me a straight waist, teaching me how to be unbending, but I've only learned - to show off!
9. You're the wind and I'm the sand, I'm the leaf and you're the flower, you're good and everyone praises you, without you I'll go to the bar, drunk with sorrow crawling on the ground, missing you makes the sky fall, after getting drunk I lie on the street, the police uncle sends me home!
10. Women's tragedy - Life belongs in the kitchen; income belongs in the mall; bonuses belong to cosmetics; property is non-existent; achievements belong to the boss; bodies belong to men; only freckles and wrinkles are their own!
11. If face isn't thick, ability isn't enough; if beauties don't appear, they won't tempt wolves; if men aren't bad, women won't love; if gifts aren't brought, relationships won't exist; if money isn't worshipped, getting rich won't come quickly.