Alternative nicknames for engineers:
The engineer with the most legs is Mr. Wu (Wugong - centipede); The engineer with the darkest face is Mr. Bao (Bao Gong - a famous black-faced official); The engineer with the reddest face is Mr. Guan (Guan Gong - a famous red-faced general); The engineer with the lowest status is Mr. Ming (Mingong - migrant worker); Also low status but usually overseas is Mr. Lao (Laogong - laborer); The most noble engineer is Mr. Wang (Wanggong - prince); The most ambiguous engineer is Mr. Lao (Laogong - husband); Also ambiguous but unlucky is Mr. Xiang (Xianggong - an ancient term for husband, also slang for when someone makes a mistake in mahjong);
The most illegal engineer is Mr. Tong (Tonggong - child laborer); Likely never to be a boss is Mr. Yuan (Yuangong - employee); Most fitting professional title is Mr. Zhuan (Zhuan Gong - specialist, common in power systems); Most fitting ideal title is Mr. Gao (Gaogong - senior engineer, takes a long time to achieve); Most suited to setting up a stall and telling fortunes is Mr. Zhou (Zhougong - Duke Zhou who interprets dreams); Most suited to setting up a stall to take jobs is Mr. Mu (Mugong - carpenter);
The most regal engineer is Mr. Huang (Huanggong - palace); Also regal but from the "opponent" camp is Mr. Bai (Baigong - White House); Also regal but now historical is Mr. Gu (Gugong - Forbidden City); The least manly engineer is Mr. Gong (Gonggong - eunuch); Also not very manly is Mr. Gui (Guigong - pimp);
The fiercest engineer is Mr. Lei (Leigong - thunder god); The most nonsensical engineer is Mr. Ji (Jigong - Monk Ji); The most hypocritical engineer is Mr. Ye (Yegong - Lord Ye who loved dragons);
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