A Dutch travel agency canceled an advertisement that said: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long."
A Swiss tourism company, on the other hand, put up an advertisement that read: "Hurry up and visit the Alps, in 6000 years the mountains will be gone!"
When a Berlin flower shop opened, their advertisement said: "Send as many flowers as you like to the woman you love—but don't forget your wife."
On the wall of a barber shop, there was a notice that read: "Don't think you're losing hair; consider it gaining dignity." Meanwhile, a rural barber shop used a threatening tone in its advertisement: "Gentlemen, I want your heads!"
Outside a dentist's office, a sign read: "Come with peace of mind to get your teeth filled—so even when he (or she) kisses you, they won't notice."
A printing factory's advertisement: "We print everything except money."
At a gas station, there was a sign that read: "If the urge to smoke strikes nearby, you can smoke here. However, please leave your address so we can send your ashes back to your family."
A milk factory placed an ad in the newspaper: "If you consume one bottle of our fresh milk every day, continuously for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"
In Chicago, there was a "Facial Expression Research Institute," whose recruitment advertisement said: "Here, you'll learn how to frown cleverly, making people think you're an honest person upon seeing you."
An advertisement for a water heater product read: "Don't just look at the high price of this item—if you buy a cheap water heater, it will leave you in dire straits."
An advertisement for a French language course stated: "If after one lesson you don't like the course, you can request a refund of your tuition—but you must say it in French."
An American newspaper published an advertisement: "Looking for a female secretary who looks like a charming young lady, thinks like a mature man, behaves like a refined lady, and works like a donkey."
Eye drop advertisement: After using, please roll your eyeballs several times so the medicine spreads evenly.
Perfume advertisement: This product is most effective at attracting the opposite sex, hence we include a self-defense guide with each purchase.
Restaurant advertisement: Please come eat at our restaurant! Otherwise, both you and I will go hungry.
Air conditioning advertisement: Our repairmen are the loneliest in all parts of the world.
Barber shop advertisement: Though it's a trivial skill, it's top-notch work.
Beauty salon advertisement: Please do not flirt with the women coming out of our store—they might be your grandmother.
New book advertisement: This book contains ten short stories, which I spent many sleepless nights writing. Now I offer it to readers for one dollar, meaning each short story costs only ten cents.
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