One of the pickled vegetable superman: Pickled vegetables and eggs
Before becoming a superhero, pickled vegetable was once riding a tricycle in a hurry on the market when he accidentally bumped into an egg. However, due to his panic, he didn't realize it. The egg became upset and called him out, saying: "Pickled vegetable lump, you bumped into me and didn't even apologize before leaving, that's very impolite!"
"Huh?" Pickled vegetable was stunned. The egg continued, "Fortunately, I have a hard shell, otherwise I would have been rubbed to bleeding by you. What? Are you still unwilling to admit it?"
"No, no," said the pickled vegetable hurriedly, "I was in a rush and accidentally bumped into you. I'm sorry."
"It's too late now for your apology," the egg said firmly.
"So what do you want me to do?" asked the pickled vegetable after some thought. "Egg, look at this - you're round, and so am I. Although I'm not as perfect as you now, we must be from the same family five hundred years ago. Moreover, my cousin tea egg and I were classmates in the Pickling Academy. So please don't take it to heart."
"Cut it out, pickled vegetable head," the egg replied, "I won't let you go unless you give me two spoons of sugar today."
Since the pickled vegetable was in a hurry, he had no choice but to scoop two spoons of sugar from his tricycle for the egg, thus settling the matter.
During dinner, the pickled vegetable mentioned this incident to his mother, Mabo pancake. Upon hearing it, she became angry and said, "I've long known that the egg family are all bad eggs. Look at Egg's father, a big man who wears shiny colorful clothes every day just to sing and boast about himself. Every morning when others are sleeping soundly, he gets up to practice singing, disturbing everyone's sleep. And Egg's mother, looking shabby and not caring about her appearance, was hatching eggs bare-bottomed without wearing pants when I went to her house the other day. Every time she lays an egg, she brags about it all over the street, fearing that others might not know. They're such a showy couple, no wonder they gave birth to such an ill-mannered child."
"Hey, mom, don't be mad," the pickled vegetable consoled his mother, "It's all in the past, it's not a big deal."