Uncle Big Belly
There was an uncle, his belly was very big, so big that it seemed like there was a pot hidden inside his clothes. Once, Uncle Big Belly was taking a walk on the playground where a group of children were playing football. The football hit Uncle Big Belly and then rolled into the grass, disappearing. After the children looked everywhere but couldn't find the ball, they saw how big Uncle Big Belly's belly was and asked if he had hidden the ball under his clothes. Uncle Big Belly said no, but they didn't believe him. Until Uncle Big Belly lifted his shirt and revealed his white belly, the children laughed and walked away.
Because of his big belly, when Uncle Big Belly entered a room, often the belly would arrive before the person. One summer, he went to someone's office to handle some affairs. When he reached the door, he remembered that he had forgotten something and hesitated for a moment. As a result, the people inside only saw his belly come in but not his face, and they were curious, saying: "How come this kid's face is so round and big, and why is there a T-shirt covering the face?"
Because of his big belly, Uncle Big Belly often made jokes. Once, he was rushing for a bus. Due to the crowd and the narrow door, when everyone pushed, Uncle Big Belly got stuck there. People around had to go through great efforts to pull him onto the bus. There were also many people on the bus, all squeezed tightly in the cabin like sugarcane sticks standing straight. While squeezing, suddenly, an old lady shouted, saying: "Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, there's a pregnant woman here, be careful of any danger." Everyone hearing this quickly moved aside, leaving Uncle Big Belly standing there with his belly, and everyone laughed. Just as Uncle Big Belly was feeling embarrassed, a child who was tired of standing started crying and insisted that his mother carry him. Seeing this, Uncle Big Belly patted his big belly and said: "Child, don't cry, come here, there's a genuine leather sofa free here." Then he picked up the child and placed him on his belly, and everyone burst into laughter again, but this time they laughed even more happily and joyfully.