This sentence translates to: "When worn by a person, this is a skirt (duh), but when put on a chair it becomes a chair cover. I'm not really interested in the skirt, but it does become more interesting when worn by a beautiful woman. A human flesh sofa made up of a beautiful woman must be pretty comfortable. The designer is Mina Wu, a name that sounds kind of Chinese, could she perhaps be the beautiful woman in the picture?"