1. Kill the panda, and I'll be the national treasure!
2. Don't talk to me about ideals, forget it!
3. If you fall down, get up and then cry...
4. Keep a low profile! That's the best way to show off!
5. Without eating enough, how do you have the strength to lose weight?
6. I'm so sorry, for making you laugh scornfully.
7. I can resist everything, except temptation...
8. I don't just have a car, it's even self-propelled...
9. Lighting is the cigarette, but smoking is loneliness...
10. It's not that you don't smile, once you do, powder falls!
11. People aren't smart, yet they imitate baldness.
12. If you can't tie my heart down, don't say I'm fickle!
13. Even the most awesome Chopin can't play my sorrow!
14. While living, be happy, because we will die for a long time.
15. Please don't speak English in front of me anymore, OK?
16. I never hold grudges, generally, I take revenge on the spot.
17. If there's nothing, don't bother me, if there is something, still don't bother me!
18. Even believe has lie hidden in the middle!
19. I like you so much, would it kill you to like me back once?
20. I'm not money, how can I make everyone like me?
21. Men's words are like an old lady's teeth, how many are real?!
22. Question: Which part of me do you like? Answer: I like you staying far away from me!
23. Holding your hand, only then knowing your ugliness, tears streaming down, you don't leave, I'll go.
24. Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before he came out of seclusion! Why should I need work experience?
25. Cherish life - God lets you live, there must be his arrangement.
26. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but every event was recorded in his diary.
27. Master, you're the demon in my heart, the poorer monk gets closer to you, the farther he gets from Buddha...
28. The junior high school PE teacher said: Who dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished to do a handstand.
29. You see the words I type on the screen, but you don't see the tears I shed on the keyboard!
30. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame them for looking down at you at 135 degrees.
31. If you see shadows ahead, don't be afraid, that's because you have sunlight behind you!
32. I allow you to enter my world, but I absolutely don't allow you to walk around in my world.
33. People never know who will unintentionally say goodbye and then never see each other again.
34. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you're squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside...
35. Love, just shout it out loud, because you will never know which comes first, tomorrow or an accident!
36. The Story of the Stone tells us: All those truly loved end up breaking up, all those mismatched end up together.
37. You will never see my loneliest moment, because when I don't see you, that's my loneliest moment!
38. The mood of waiting for an aftershock is like a girl in her first love waiting for her lover, both fearing he won't come and fearing he will act recklessly.
39. Heard women are like clothes, brothers like hands and feet, looking back, I've been running naked with seven hands and eight feet for more than twenty years!
40. Today I'm in a bad mood, I only have four sentences to say, Chuanwei TV repair, including this sentence and the previous two, I've finished speaking!
41. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl isn't eating in one place for a lifetime, but having food to eat wherever you go for a lifetime.
42. Even if it's a pile of crap, Haier TV repair, there will be the day it meets a dung beetle. So you don't need to worry too much about yourself today.
43. If I win ten million, I'll buy 30 houses and rent them out, collecting rent every day. Wowhaha~~ fulfilling!
44. Riding a white horse isn't necessarily a prince, might be Tang僧; having wings isn't necessarily an angel, sometimes it's a bird person.
45. "Lian" is a very strong word. Its top half comes from "bian" in "biàn tài" (abnormal), the bottom half comes from "tai" in "biàn tài" (abnormal).
46. In a few decades, we'll meet again, sent to the crematorium, all burned into ashes, you a pile, me a pile, none knowing each other, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.
47. 2008 is too abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China's men's football team steps forward, proving to the whole world: China's men's football team is still normal!
48. The most touching thing my dad ever said to me: "Kid, study hard, Dad used to play mahjong for 10 yuan, now to support your education, I play for 1 yuan."
49. Comrades: Don't trade stocks, the risk is too great, making tofu is safest! If it's hard, it's tofu skin, if thin, tofu pudding, if thin, tofu skin, if gone, soy milk, if rotten, stinky tofu! Steady profit, no loss!