1. Holding your hand, I finally understand your ugliness, tears streaming down my face, if you won't leave, then I will.
2. Journey to the West tells us: all demons with connections were taken away, and those without were beaten to death.
3. What's making you unhappy? Tell it so that we can be happy.
4. I love you so much, would loving me back kill you?
5. I'm not a banknote, how could I make everyone like me?!
6. Things that make one unable to extricate oneself include teeth and love.
7. When life maliciously turns everything into black humor, I go with the flow and turn myself into a well-educated thug.
8. Time is too thin, and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
9. Young girls dream of finding a white horse, only to wake up and find the world full of gray donkeys. After being utterly sad, they can only choose a strong one from the donkey herd; such a donkey is named: Economically Practical Male.
10. I am going to cry, I am going to make a fuss, staying awake all night holding a bottle of alcohol, with a small rope ready to hang myself. Even if I am ugly, I still want to fall in love, until the world is filled with love.
11. Our goal: look forward to money, look forward to big profits.
12. I am just a passerby you forget after turning around, why should I accompany you through wasted youth to the ends of the earth?
13. For those without medical insurance or life insurance, please do not act bravely at night...
14. Taking the bus is a comprehensive activity including various sports and fitness items such as sanda (Chinese kickboxing), yoga, judo, balance beam, etc.
15. Old lady opens her divine eye and immediately knows you're a freak.
16. Hands in pocket, loving no one.
17. Hand holding a kitchen knife cutting electric wires, sparks flying like lightning.
18. Being single isn't hard, what's hard is dealing with those who try every way to make you stop being single.
19. What is happiness? Happiness is you eating fish, me eating meat, watching others gnaw on bones.
20. Studied for more than ten years, thinking about it, kindergarten was easier to get through!
21. I used to be a seed of infatuation, but then it rained... and I drowned.
22. Many people say marriage is the graveyard of love, but love that gets buried is better than love left out in the open.
23. If you have time, learn feng shui, even getting a good grave after death makes up for not being able to afford a good house while alive.
24. It is said, people only have two choices, busy dying or busy living, I think I found a third choice: busy waiting to die.
25. Spring drowsiness, summer lethargy, autumn weakness, winter perfect for sleeping.
26. Nostalgia cannot be controlled, pain cannot be managed, results cannot be self-obtained, happiness cannot be self-given.
27. As a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I found the whole world couldn't save me.
28. If you are destined not to give me the expected response, then stay at a safe distance.
29. Please do not take my tolerance as capital for your shamelessness.
30. A woman without talent is virtuous, I must be very unvirtuous.
31. Zhuge Liang didn't lead troops before he came out of seclusion, so why do you require me to have work experience?
32. Living a life of erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues.
33. An ostrich's happiness is just a pile of sand.
34. Sky, too blue! Sea, too salty! Life, too hard! Work, too annoying! You and I, destined to meet! Thinking of you, insomnia! Seeing you, too far!
35. Woke up one day, and it was already dark.
36. Offering medicine and bottles, offering ropes for hanging, waving handkerchiefs to bid farewell to those jumping off buildings.
37. An iron rod can be ground into a needle, but a wooden rod can only be ground into a toothpick; wrong material, no matter how hard you try, it's useless.
38. You need to figure out your own life script - it's not a continuation of your parents', not a prequel to your children's, nor an appendix to your friends'.
39. The tree wants stillness but the wind does not cease, I want him but he is not here.
40. How I wish one day I woke up and found myself sitting on the chair in the elementary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hits right on my forehead.
41. If young people don't misbehave and live boldly, what materials will they have to talk about their past when they are old?
42. As a monster, my desire is to at least destroy one Ultraman.
43. In a few decades, we will meet again, sent to the crematorium, all burned into ashes. You a pile, me a pile, none of us knowing each other, all sent to the countryside to be fertilizer~
44. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people completely confused; the beauty of poetry lies in encouraging men and women to commit adultery; the beauty of women lies in being stupid without regret; the beauty of men lies in lying so convincingly that it seems supernatural.
45. I thought I was very depressed, today I know, originally I was already broken down.
46. The mark of an immature man is that he can sacrifice gloriously for his ideal, while the mark of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
47. Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who will be the next unlucky one.
48. The sun is warm, the years are peaceful, you haven't come yet, how dare I grow old?
49. People aren't smart, yet they imitate others' baldness.
50. I, in the posture of God, flash in this beautiful moment. Do not disturb mortals...
51. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we are old, the mirror has balanced things out.
52. Strive hard!! For your Audi and my Dior.
53. As a white-collar worker: after receiving my salary this month, paying rent and utility bills, buying oil, rice, instant noodles, touching my pocket, sighing, realizing my monthly salary has been 'white-led'.
54. Holding your hand, dragging you away. You say you won't leave, okay, close the door and let the dog out!
55. Life is just like this. It always occupies an absolutely leading position. When countless fools shout that they control life and destiny, they don't see that life is higher in the sky, showing a mocking face.
56. He is like a pot of water, poured into your rice pile. Years later, the clear water turns into fragrant wine, and you turn into a pile of abandoned rotten rice. Not useless, still can feed pigs.
57. People unwilling to be slaves, willing to be slaves of Renminbi.
58. I am not the fortune-teller on the bridge, can't chatter endlessly about what you want to hear.
59. The word 'life' for twenty or thirty years has made me convulse cerebrally and cerebellarly, spinal cord spasms, never quite grasping it.
60. True warriors dare to face their unmasked faces.
61. Tian Shan Tong Lao - looking like a boy, but inside having three hundred sixty-five cracks, each crack inscribed with the words spring, summer, autumn, winter,沧桑到妖 (cang sang dao yao) - so weathered it becomes eerie.
62. Often in life, when we want to turn back, it's already too late. Even if you are willing to become a lowly horse, there might not be any grass left for you to turn back to.
63. We once all thought we could die for love, but actually love doesn't kill people. It only stabs us in the most painful place, making us want to cry but unable to, tossing and turning, eventually becoming doctors through long illness, steel through repeated forging. You are not the wind, I am not the sand, no matter how entangled, we can't reach the horizon. Wiping away our tears, tomorrow morning, we all have to go to work.
64. Once, I looked up at the starry sky with a friend, then we both burst into tears. He was because of a breakup, I was because I sprained my neck.
65. Actually, you and I are the same, everyone is pretending, the key is to pretend well, to be round. There is a threshold, if you pretend well, you step over it, becoming a legendary person of character, if you don't pretend well, you get stuck there, which is the gateway. That's the gate.
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