The Badass Couple's Life Agreement

by zhoukv87 on 2010-04-16 15:50:57

1. Do not quarrel in front of parents, relatives, or neighbors; give your partner face in public places.

2. Regardless of who is right or wrong, once a quarrel starts, the man must first gently soothe the woman once, and only then can she calm down immediately. Otherwise, once the man starts yelling, the woman can't help but yell too. If serious consequences occur, the man will be fully responsible.

3. When arguing at home, neither should storm out. If one really has to leave, they cannot go beyond the neighborhood. It's forbidden to leave without a phone or turn it off.

4. Respect each other’s parents and elders; when unhappy after an argument, one must not be disrespectful to their parents.

5. The party at fault must take the initiative to apologize. The party not at fault must quickly forgive after the apology and compensation from the other side.

6. When both parties are at fault, they should mutually self-reflect. After recognizing their mistakes and apologizing, the man should proactively propose taking the woman out for relaxation.

7. To vent anger, do not smash things; instead, eat things. If hands really itch, only pillows can be smashed.

8. Try not to let arguments last overnight. At night before sleeping, the man must take the initiative to hold the woman. Even if the woman is sulking and refuses multiple times, the man must persevere and continue soothing her until she falls asleep and dreams sweetly.

9. Each week, give each other a massage once. Since frequent arguments are tiring, if the man's skills are not good enough, he can learn from blind masseurs. Strictly forbidden to learn from salon workers!

10. During arguments, the man is not allowed to hang up the phone. If he does, he must call back immediately and express his apologies. If the woman hangs up during an argument, the man must call her back within 1 minute. If the phone line is busy, call her mobile phone. In any case, perseverance is key. The woman must also give the man face and limit hanging up to no more than 5 times per session.

(The above terms of the agreement may be temporarily revised by the woman at any time without reason. The man has the right to raise objections, but the final decision rests with the woman.)

Signature of the Man: YYY

Signature of the Woman: XXX

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