1. If people don't offend me, I don't offend them; if they do offend me, I'll yield three points; if they offend me again, I'll hit back; if they still dare to offend me, I'll completely get rid of them.
2. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.
3. Obvious seduction is easy to avoid, but hidden baseness is hard to prevent.
4. Heaven hasn't entrusted me with a great mission, but it has made my mind suffer and made my body work hard all the same.
5. Holding your hand, I finally know how ugly you are. With tears streaming down my face, since you won't leave, I will.
6. Red beans don't grow in the southern country, but on my face. That's true yearning!
7. I deeply believe that there will be a man who was born to endure torture from me.
8. The Journey to the West tells us: monsters with powerful backgrounds were all taken away, while those without any background were beaten to death.
9. Is there anything making you unhappy? Tell us so that we can all have a laugh. Portable houses in Baotou.
10. I like you so much. Would you die just because you like me a little bit?
11. Although you've sprayed yourself with ancient dragon water, I can still faintly smell a whiff of scoundrel.
12. I curse you to never have seasoning packs when you buy instant noodles for the rest of your life. This is my philosophy of life.
13. How can I have the strength to lose weight if I don't eat my fill?
14. Mum asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. Mum said: there should be one. I said: there really isn't one...
15. Ideals are full-bodied, but reality is very bony.
16. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.
17. I'm not money, so how could I make everyone like me?!
18. What makes people unable to extricate themselves is teeth and love.