1. Make good use of the toilet seat, and put it up after you're done!
2. If you think you're fat, then you are. Don't ask us, we refuse to answer.
3. Don't cut your long hair. Long hair is always more charming than short hair. A big reason men fear marriage is that women often cut their hair short after marriage, and you still have to be with her all the time.
4. Don't expect to find the perfect gift on birthdays, Valentine's Day, or anniversaries.
5. If you ask UGG Shoes related questions without wanting answers, you'll get answers you don't want.
6. Please remember for life that we sometimes aren't thinking about you.
7. Unless you want to discuss topics like playing ball, military service, or politics, don't ask what we're thinking!
8. Sunday = sports, as fixed as the full moon and high tide. Do not change it!
9. NO! Shopping is not exercise! No discussion!
10. When we go out together, whatever you wear is fine, really!
11. You absolutely have enough clothes already.
12. You already have too many shoes!
13. Crying is a form of intimidation and blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend was completely useless!
15. Just say what you want directly! Clever hints don't work, strong hints don't work, obvious hints don't work either. Speak - out - loud!
16. Who knows what day it is today? We never mark anything on the calendar!
17. Standing to pee is indeed more difficult. Occasionally, we might miss the target.
18. Most men only have two pairs of shoes. We can't pick out a pair that matches your outfit from a large pile of shoes.
19. "Yes" and "No" are good answers to all questions.
20. If you need help solving a problem, feel free to come to us. If you need "sympathy," please find your best girlfriends.