I've used the phrase "There's nothing that can't be done, only things that haven't been thought of" again. Can you imagine holding a pair of breasts every day to listen to the radio! Those who don't know would think you're a pervert, but those who do, well, it's just a radio. Yes, it is indeed a radio. It has two nipples made of rubber; one is for tuning the frequency and the other for adjusting the volume. One day when you come across it, buy one and put it on your desk, then while listening to music, think about.....