The "Ten Colored Humors of Google" that are circulating online

First Place: The CEO Teaches His Secretary How to Use a Fax Machine

A newly employed secretary looked perplexed in front of a fax machine. Just then, a colleague who was about to send a fax came over and patiently helped the secretary send her fax, while teaching her how to use this complicated device. The secretary was very grateful and asked his name. He said his last name was Schmidt.

Schmidt is the CEO of Google. At Google, everyone has to do everything themselves, including the CEO.