Things Every Single Woman Over 25 Needs to Know -- cardlanhuang

by cardlan on 2008-04-24 14:22:23

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Recommendation 1. Regard love as a luxury in life: it's best to have it, but you can also live without it.

2. If there is a conflict between work plans and boyfriend date schedules, choose the former------the former will not betray you (and will be less likely to do so as time goes by, unless you are a hostess).

3. Read any contract at least three times before signing------the most challenging contract is the marriage agreement.

4. Little girls use smoking, night roaming, and having many boyfriends to show they are grown women------you don't need to do that.

5. Go with the flow, but that doesn't mean not trying.

6. Essential items in your handbag: a pair of stockings (when wearing a skirt), a small flashlight (when returning home late at night), a bottle of self-defense spray (when acting alone in remote areas------it's best not to act alone in remote areas), a small plate of chocolate or vegetable biscuits (when working overtime), a good brand of skin cream (at any time), a wallet, which has money in it (at any time).

7. For the sake of your physical and mental health, you may keep a pet; for the sake of the pet's physical and mental health, you'd better not keep one------it is said that they may also get depression if they are too lonely.

8. Take vitamin pills every day, and stick to calcium supplements, otherwise, if you slip and break your leg in the bathtub, even if you can call emergency services and put on clothes before the doctor arrives, you will still have to lie in bed for three months, unable to wear skirts all summer.

9. Keep accounts every month.

10. The fewer people there are, the bigger the refrigerator should be. Spiritual emptiness, food (high protein, high fiber, low fat, low calories, eat little but often) fills it up. If opening the refrigerator reveals no food, it can encourage you to work hard.

11. If you often need to get up early for meetings, prepare a loud alarm clock------people who sleep particularly well should prepare three.

12. Men you meet in bars don't need to leave their phone numbers.

13. It's best not to let someone you're meeting for the first time know where you live. If the other party insists on sending you home, then getting to the building is enough------trust me, he won't "conveniently go upstairs for a cup of tea" and die of thirst.

14. If you buy more than ten pieces of clothing each month for six consecutive months, consider buying a house.

15. Drive yourself, the advantage of a car over a man is: it won't run away by itself------of course it might be stolen, but you can buy insurance, men cannot buy insurance.

16. Buy insurance.

17. If you don't have a car, don't buy white leather shoes.

18. Keep a thick coat and an umbrella in the office.

19. A colleague's flattery is like perfume, you can smell it, but don't drink it.

20. If unfortunately, the man you love has another woman, whether she is his wife, fiancée or girlfriend, don't think about "meeting her to talk"----it's unnecessary------leave immediately!

21. Never ask this question: "Why don't you love me?"

22. Don't announce your determination in advance.

23. Men's lust is like a lawyer defending criminals: knowing they are guilty, but still defending them------you know what I mean.

24. Nothing or anyone is important enough for you to stay up past midnight thinking about it.

25. Even if you are beautiful as a fairy, you must still be reasonable.

26. You can also go on blind dates, but make sure to find out the other person's full name beforehand------otherwise, after dressing up neatly for three weekends in a row, following different matchmakers to see the same boring man shyly, that would be too dramatic`````

27. If you don't have a five-digit appearance fee, don't participate in TV programs like "Very Male and Female".

28. Make sure to have three or five close friends (preferably of the same sex), otherwise, when you have a headache or fever, you may end up dipping your mouth into an aquarium or toilet to quench your thirst, or if you have a sudden heart attack and die in bed, no one will notice for eight days.

29. Don't drink too much at any time```if you throw up the previous night, you'll have to clean it up yourself the next morning, and you may throw up again.

30. Keep necessary medicines in the drawer.

31. But don't keep more than 10 sleeping pills.

32. Be kind to yourself.

33. Smile sincerely, don't be afraid of wrinkles.

34. To gain wisdom, youth must be sacrificed.

35. If there are no activities on Lantern Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Valentine's Day, you can actively request to work overtime------so as not to go out and feel emotional or return home to feel sad alone, and give the boss a good impression.

36. On your birthday, order a large bouquet of flowers and send it to your office------and your parents' home.

37. Learn to cook a few good dishes.

38. Stew soup for yourself on weekends.

39. If your ex-boyfriend calls to ask how you are recently------say fine.

40. In the past, fairy tales started with "a long, long time ago..."; now, fairy tales start with "if I haven't married yet...". You've passed the age to listen to fairy tales.

41. When you want to think, think carefully before speaking.

42. When you don't want to think, just say no.

43. If there is no feeling, you might as well play tennis.

44. Love your work, but don't fall in love with your boss.

45. Don't think about becoming a single mother------children may not need a father, but you need someone to take care of the children, and you really need someone to take care of you.