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by kobebyranet on 2010-03-18 12:10:39

1. There are three obvious signs before an earthquake: 1. Abnormal well water 2. Abnormal behavior of livestock 3. Experts come out to refute the rumors. However, careful netizens pointed out that the second and third items are repetitive.

2. Someone posted on Douban: "Would you rather have Shou Shou (a Chinese slang referring to sexual services) or Sister Feng who is rumored to be a virgin?" The most impressive reply was: "Would you rather eat a cake with a group of people or..."