A Guide to Beating Up Boyfriends

Beating men is an art. ART is the abbreviation of Attack Resoundingly by Tool (attack with tools). As Zuo Zhuan said: "People will be lazy if the government is too tolerant, and they should be corrected by strictness." Here "people" is the phonetic translation of "man", which means that if you are too good to men, they will become lazy, and a beating will make them better. This shows that the history of beating boyfriends in our country is as long as other histories.

As you know, men were responsible for hunting in ancient times. During the long process of evolution, inland hunters evolved into modern hunting dogs, coastal hunters evolved into modern herons, and those who adapted to circumstances evolved into ladies' boyfriends.

For the above reasons, whether in height, weight or muscle content, men are slightly superior to women. This establishes the indisputable legitimacy of beating boyfriends. If women were generally twice as tall as men, beating boyfriends would be a shameful act: severe beating would be called domestic violence, and light beating would be called sexual harassment. Fortunately, women are physically weaker and less enduring than men, so beating boyfriends is a just act of helping the weak and protecting the environment. Beating boyfriends can not only cultivate their sentiments, but also exercise your own physique. But it should be noted that you can only beat your own boyfriend, not others', because all beatings are just means, and the purpose is to promote their progress. On the contrary, you should be as gentle as possible to other people's boyfriends, so they will become arrogant and slack, and gradually go the way of hunting dogs or herons.

For the healthy growth of boyfriends, there are at least two situations where they should be beaten: