The following are some jokes I've compiled. They're very funny and full of "Gu Bai You" (a playful term) meaning. I hope they can bring some "Gu Bai You" living fun to everyone. Recording these jokes in your "Gu Bai You" diary is also one of the great pleasures in life. "Gu Bai You - Love in 2010."
1. The director and section chief were riding an elevator together. After the director let out a fart, he said to the section chief: "You farted!" The section chief replied: "It wasn't me." Soon after, the section chief was dismissed from his position. At a meeting, the director said: "If you can't even take responsibility for such a 'big' matter, what use are you...?"
2. Every night, the son wanted to sleep with his mother. The mom said: "When you grow up and marry a wife, will you still want to sleep with Mom?" The son answered: "Yeah!" The mom said: "Then what about your wife?" The son said: "Let her sleep with Dad." Hearing this, the father excitedly said: "This kid has been sensible since young."
3. A father and son from a cannibal tribe went hunting. The son caught a skinny person, and the father said: "Let him go, there's no meat!" Then the son caught a fat person, and the father said: "Let him go too, it's too greasy!" Finally, the son caught a beautiful woman, and the father said: "Take her home, tonight we'll eat your mom!"
4. A police dog saw a regular dog coming down the road and arrogantly ran over to ask it: "I'm a police dog, what are you?" The regular dog disdainfully glanced at it and said: "Idiot, look closely, I'm undercover!"
5. The most NB (awesome) line a girl used to reject a boy. There was a boy who relentlessly pursued a girl, but she didn't like him. Despite her repeated honesty, the boy remained stubborn. One day, the girl couldn't bear it anymore and, under the boy's persistent pestering, suddenly looked up and slammed the table, asking, "What do you even like about me? Should I change it then?" A typical "Gu Bai You" man.
6. An old farmer bought some aphrodisiacs, worried that the potency might not be enough, so he first fed them to his rooster. After eating the drug, the rooster mated with all the hens in the village, then flew to the tallest tree in the village. The old farmer asked the rooster what it was doing. The rooster said: "Don't bother me, I'm waiting to play with an eagle."
7. Mr. Lin was a notorious playboy. One day, it was his wife's birthday, and she requested that Mr. Lin take her to a naked dancing show to broaden her horizons. Mr. Lin, unable to refuse, complied. When they arrived at the venue, a uniformed waiter promptly approached them politely and said: "Mr. Lin, welcome!" Mr. Lin nervously tried to stop him, but his wife glared at him angrily. As they entered, the supervisor came over and asked: "Welcome, Mr. Lin, shall we sit in the usual spot?" Mr. Lin's wife became so angry that her face turned green. Then, the performance began. The naked dancer swayed her hips to the rhythm of the music, slowly removing her clothes piece by piece. She coyly asked: "Whose is this piece?" "Of course, Mr. Lin's!" All the guests chorused in unison. By this point, Mr. Lin's wife had fainted. Mr. Lin quickly picked her up and hailed a taxi. Suddenly, his wife regained consciousness and furiously scolded him: "You liar, bastard, XX!" The taxi driver, hearing this, turned around and said: "Mr. Lin, the girl you brought today is quite fierce!"