Every time Xiao Bi heard a woman call her husband "hubby", he couldn't help but chuckle secretly in his heart. He thought, these ignorant women, devoid of any knowledge, only knew how to follow the trend without ever caring about what the term "hubby" actually meant.
A few years later, Xiao Bi also had a girlfriend. After two years of sweet love, they stepped into the palace of marriage. In an instant, the girlfriend became his wife, and Xiao Bi also transformed from being dear to being called "hubby".
At first, Xiao Bi just stopped his wife from calling him "hubby," but she just couldn't change her habit. Every time he heard his wife call him "hubby," Xiao Bi couldn't help but tremble all over, breaking out in goosebumps all over his body. At such moments, no matter how high the passion was, it would immediately vanish into thin air.
That night, when his wife was looking at him affectionately, full of tender feelings, singing to him, "Hubby, hubby, I love you, just like rats love rice," Xiao Bi could no longer bear it. He shouted loudly at his wife, "Don't call me 'hubby'! I'm not your 'hubby'!"
At first, his wife was startled by this sudden thunderclap; then she coquettishly teased him, saying, "If you're not my 'hubby,' then what are you?"
Xiao Bi, with a face as gloomy as a donkey's liver, said, "Why do you have to call me 'hubby'? Calling by name, calling husband, calling man, calling master, or even calling old man, calling old fellow, which one isn't better than calling 'hubby'?"