The annual Singles' Day is grinning evilly at us and creeping closer once again. I truly envy those who either don't know about this holiday or completely disregard it. However, for Kuai Feng, a veteran single person with 25 years of being unwed (Note: the starting point for counting one's "unmarried years" has been moved up significantly; it starts at age 11 now, sniff), Singles' Day carries special commemorative significance - a festival that brings both joy and pain. Fortunately, seeing the ranks of singles grow ever larger, and the increasing grandeur of Singles' Day, brings great comfort. In order for all the singles out there to celebrate the holiday in harmony, Kuai Feng has analyzed and summarized the various ways different types of singles celebrate the holiday, for new and old singles alike to take reference from.