A 2008 New Edition Collection of Humorous Quotes

by antian168 on 2008-04-08 10:58:38

1. The important task for the post-80s generation is to produce the post-08s.

2. It turns out that in this world, emotions can withstand storms but not monotony; friendship can endure monotony, but not storms.

3. Life has no rehearsals, every day is live; not only is the viewership low, but the salary isn't high either.

4. Problems that can be solved with money aren't really problems; the problem is that I'm poor.

5. Spring has arrived, the saplings have sprouted, and the stock market has turned green as well.

6. Others have backgrounds, all I have is a silhouette.

7. Only women and heroes are hard to surpass, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

8. Don't complain about life all day long, life doesn't even know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

9. Gold will always shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I don't even know which one I am.

10. Hereby, I appeal to everyone.