Top Ten Embarrassing Moments on the Bus

1. After looking forward to it for ages, the damned Bus Route X has finally arrived. After a round of fierce competition, I finally got on. There was still a large group of housewives behind my ass waiting to get on the bus. Shit! I don't have small change! Helplessly watching the seats being occupied by others who come later, I could do nothing but search every pocket while swaying with the bus and under everyone's eyes (imagine in an empty compartment, a person standing at the front - how can he not attract attention?). Alas, I only found 0.8 yuan.

Awkwardness Rating: ★★☆