The Five Reasons Why Beggars Would Rather Die Than Change Jobs

by wangweimei on 2010-08-30 08:31:38

"Better to die than to job hop!"

This is the common declaration of urban beggars in today's China, and I shall document the reasons as follows:

1. Begging has always emphasized "integrity"

Just look at present-day China; it has already joined the ranks of those who say "so what if you kick me?" People say that multinational corporations coming to China to recruit employees first don't look for English proficiency, but rather integrity. There are simply too many people who lack integrity these days. Just take the various managers in big and small companies, they're all busy job hopping. The big foreign bosses fear job hoppers the most! Job hopping is a sign of lacking integrity! A small jump every three days, a big jump every three weeks, jumping until everyone is anxious and the boss is constantly on edge. But company employees aren't the only ones; students are also "jumping," transferring to other schools; adults are also "jumping," remarrying or hiding mistresses... Alright, there's only us left!

Therefore, we would rather die than job hop!