Hilarious News: How much is a man's JJ worth

by sweetriver on 2009-09-22 08:18:05

Medical accidents seem to put a price tag on different parts of a person's body:

The spleen was punctured during surgery? Go home with $1000.

Big toe got cut off? That would be about six-digit compensation.

If an arm was rashly cut off, then congratulations, you can get one million dollars.

Then, how much should a man's penis be worth?

Enrique Millas, 62 years old, just wanted to have passionate sex with his 25-year-old wife Gloria. But tragically, his penis was too old to function. So he went to consult the local penis expert Paul E. Perito, and as a result, his penis was cut off..........