I'm an incompletely evolved life form, a gene-mutated alien, a high schooler at kindergarten level, a frog-headed person with congenital mongolism, an abandoned infant of Mount Everest's Yeti, the culprit of septic tank blockages, the descendant of Africans mating with black * (unclear word), a yin-yang unbalanced black chimpanzee, a hippo crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption outlet, super big...
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