The New England Journal of Medicine and the Weekly World News recently reported that men who stare at women's breasts live longer - by several years.
"Ten minutes of gazing at well-endowed women, like Pamela Lee of Baywatch, is the equivalent of 30 minutes of aerobic exercise," said Dr. Daren Weatherby, a geriatric specialist and the article's author.
For the past five years, researchers in Dr. Weatherby's group have been observing 200 male patients in three Frankfurt, Germany hospitals. Half were required to look at pictures of buxom women every day while the other half were not allowed to look at any pictures. After five years, the men who had looked at the pictures all showed reduced blood pressure, slower resting pulses and a decreased incidence of coronary heart disease.