Counting those extremely embarrassing and frustrating things

1: A middle-aged man was riding a motorcycle speeding on the road, with a little boy sitting behind him. Due to the uneven road and the high speed, the boy was bouncing around. All of this was seen by another man standing by the roadside. He thought how irresponsible the motorcyclist was, what if the child fell off? So he drove after them, stopped the motorcycle, and scolded the man saying, "Do you know how to drive like this! What if the child falls off!", At this point, the man on the motorcycle turned back and asked the boy in surprise, "Son, where's your mom?"

2: When I had not been abroad for long, my hearing wasn't very good. One day, the power company made a call. After asking routine questions such as name, school, and nationality, they suddenly asked, "Do you understand the policies regarding greenhouse gas emissions?"