How Many of These 11 Most Popular Color Jokes Do You Know?

1. The doctors and nurses of a hospital were extremely ugly. One day, a patient went there to have a tooth pulled, and ended up dying from excessive blood loss...

2. Family planning in a poor village in Northwest China had always been poorly enforced. Later, the city sent a university student there, who after conducting a detailed on-site investigation, provided the villagers with several color TVs. As it turned out, the following year the village successfully met its family planning targets...

3. Two parrots were idly perched on a tree when they suddenly saw a wolf chasing a sheep below. At this moment, the female parrot said something to the male parrot, and immediately afterward was **ed...

4. The gender ratio at a certain polytechnic university was severely imbalanced — among all students entering in 2004, there was only one girl!

On the eve of graduation, a male member of the "Qiukun Society" mobilized all the boys of the class of 2004 to conduct a questionnaire survey with just one question: "Has everyone attended elementary school?"

The next day, this boy was expelled...