>> ※ Love and Being Loved
1. Today, I commented on my wife's cooking skills after dinner. After the meal, I was punished to wash the dishes.
2. Today, my wife told a joke, but I didn't laugh. It took me an hour to make her laugh.
3. Today, I caught my wife forgetting to turn off the lights when she went to work in the morning. She was fined five yuan.
4. Today, I was caught smoking at home by my wife. I was fined fifty yuan.
5. This morning, before going to work, I kissed my wife. As a result, I was late for work.
6. Today is Saturday. My wife kissed me in the morning. Consequently, all the housework fell on me.
※ Wife on a one-week business trip
1. Yesterday, my wife went on a business trip, so today she is not at home. There is no dinner to eat.
2. Today, my wife is still not at home. Again, there is no dinner to eat.
3. Today, my wife is still not at home. Still, there is no dinner to eat.
4. Today, my wife is still not at home. I visited my parents and had dinner at their place.
5. Today, my wife is still not at home. I visited my sisters and had dinner at my younger sister’s place.
6. Today, my wife is still not at home. I visited an old friend, but his wife isn’t at home either. There is no dinner to eat.
7. Today, my wife hasn’t come home yet. I called her to ask when she would be back.
※ Playing chess with the wife
1. Today is Saturday. We played chess at home, and I won five games in a row. There was no dinner to eat.
2. Today is Sunday. We played chess at home, and I lost five games in a row. In the evening, my wife made stewed meat for me.
3. Today is Saturday. My wife and I agreed that I would win two games first and then lose three games. Then we played chess together.
※ Loving your wife is a problem
1. Today, my wife asked me if I loved her. I immediately replied yes. My wife then asked if I had carefully considered it, and I replied:
I have answered this question so many times that I did not consider it again. There was no dinner to eat.
2. Today, I thought for a long time before answering my wife that I love her. There was no dinner to eat.
3. Today, I refused to answer whether I love my wife or not. There was no dinner to eat.
※ About Shopping
1. On Saturday, my wife wanted to go shopping, but I declined, saying I was tired. I suggested she shop online instead! There was no lunch to eat. I swore to go tomorrow and finally got dinner.
2. On Sunday, we went shopping. My wife bought me two shirts. One cost 300 yuan, and the other cost 200 yuan.
3. On Monday, I went to the jewelry store and bought a necklace for my wife. It cost 1500 yuan.
4. Today, I said my wife gained weight. In the evening, my wife went on a diet, and there was no dinner to eat.
5. Today, my wife wore new clothes and asked if they looked good. I replied "just so-so". In the evening, I had to wash my own clothes.
※ After publishing the diary…
1. Today, I published the diary and received some royalties, which I handed over to my wife. Dinner was twice as abundant as usual.
2. Today, my wife saw the published diary. She ate alone, and I washed the dishes alone.