Finally, there's an answer to the question: if your wife and mother fall into the water at the same time, what should you do? | Office Stories - Pin Mei Pavilion — You shop, I recommend!

If both your mother and wife fall into the water at the same time, if you save your wife first your mother will drown, if you save your mother first your wife will drown. Should you save your wife or your mother or save neither of them?

This question has actually been answered by the ancients...