Classical wife's quotes

by ofree on 2007-09-22 15:35:20

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1. A husband is for love, not for anger. Loving your husband is loving yourself.

2. When your husband wants to eat an apple, go wash it right away. Experience shows that procrastination not only hurts harmony but also consumes more time and energy than it takes to wash the apple.

3. When ordering dishes, clearly state what you want to eat to avoid dissatisfaction after the order or only one side enjoying it leading to complaints afterward.

4. During arguments, never mention breakups or divorce to avoid being unable to back down later.

5. Try not to use food (especially fruit, which is heavy to carry) as gifts so they aren't forgotten after consumption.

6. During arguments, try to suppress anger and shed more tears instead.

7. Remember your husband's birthday (both Gregorian and lunar calendars), ensuring you're the first to wish him "Happy Birthday."

8. Develop the habit of smiling whenever you see your husband (you can imagine walking together where his increasingly bulging belly makes it unclear which of you is pregnant). Especially when opening the door after work.

9. When needing your husband’s company but he can't make it, imagine yourself as the wife of a patriot and tell him: "You go ahead, I'll be fine."

10. When nagging, remember to leverage feminine traits.

11. Deliberately kiss him and cover him up when he's half-asleep.

12. Pretend to admire him while he boasts and show hopefulness about future happiness.

13. When watching TV or movies and seeing tragic marital stories, think about the good times with your husband. If he's not around, give him a call; if he is, cry on his shoulder saying, "Let's not be like that, okay?"

14. After your husband has been attentive, act particularly excited and say, "Husband, you're the best!" as encouragement.

15. Occasionally mention in passing things like a male colleague once inviting you for coffee when you first started, but you declined because you wanted to buy him a T-shirt.

16. Since you've chosen to spend your life with him, don't fantasize about changing him. Only you can change yourself. Education is futile, but influence is possible. If all else fails, prepare a way out before a major conflict.

17. Use his money for fitness, clothes, and cosmetics. In his eyes, at least you'll look better than most women your age with a little effort. Men are willing to pay for their wives' beauty.

18. When you're bored, find beneficial activities to do, even if it costs money. Remember not to chat with other men, as an affair will leave you constantly torn between going or not going on dates.

19. View your husband's flaws dialectically. There are no absolute pros or cons in the world. If he's lazy, he'll have more rest time; if he's poor, there's less chance of infidelity; if he's unattractive, there's less risk of third parties; if he lacks ambition, he'll focus all his attention on you.

20. When your husband is working, studying, or thinking, don't try to divert his attention to you. Since they're striving for the family, the only thing to do is give him peace and quiet. You can refill his almost-empty water glass or stew a pot of pig's trotter and silver ear soup. When he finishes his work, drinking a bowl by the dim window light will make him feel especially warm.

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