"Assgate Video Download Incident: Teasing More Than Just Hormones": "You damn thing, how dare you 'ass' around with other men." The enraged husband, his majesty thoroughly angered, sues the camping club organizing the bachelor party, ready to seek an explanation for his wife's newfound "ass"ociations and burgeoning fame.
(Note: The translation preserves the tone and elements of the original text while rendering it coherent in English. The phrase "混帐" is contextually challenging and carries a strong connotation; it is translated here as "ass" to maintain the irreverence and impact.)