It's been two years since I came to Zhu College, and I've realized how behind the times I am. I can't believe I didn't even know about the world-famous three best places for illicit affairs at Jinan University's Zhu College. How utterly failing of me!
And those who told me about these three places aren't even from our school. This is truly a lack of merit; I'm doomed. I really am ignorant! But then again, what do these places for illicit affairs have to do with me? I don't even have an affair at Jinan University. Even if Jinan had a Lovers' Valley, it would have nothing to do with me, let alone places for illicit affairs. If there was a temple for monks, I'd join right away. It's truly disheartening.
Alright, let's get back to the main topic. The three best places for illicit affairs at Zhu College of Jinan University are as follows:
The Lovemaking Gymnasium, Wheel Lake, and Wilderness Mountain.