My husband's medicine instructions

by lonewolf on 2009-01-11 14:52:00

Brand Name: Husband

Generic Name: Old Man

Chemical Name: Married Male

Composition: Water, protein, fat, ribonucleic acid, carbohydrates and a small amount of minerals, with a faint taste of tobacco.

Physicochemical Properties: Acidic; can be classified as one-take (marry), two-take (marry), three-take (marry)... n-take (marry). Easily soluble in sweet talk, cunning words, beauty; melting point decreases when exposed to sexiness, beautiful women, money, luxury houses, famous cars; difficult to dissolve among commoners.

Characteristics: This product is in the form of a Coca-Cola shaped concave-convex异性 tablet, with a rough surface, slightly black and not smooth, having a strong affinity for cosmetics, famous watches, gold chains; sweats during exercise, turns green when angry, over time yellow spots and wrinkles will appear on the surface, but this does not affect continued use.