Thirty Reasons Why Men Don't Want to Get Married 1. They don't want to be forced to watch Meteor Garden instead of a ball game by a nagging wife; 2. They don't want to hide part of their salary in a desk drawer every month; 3. They don't want to be dragged to their in-laws' house on Sundays to do all the heavy chores that the elderly couple can't handle; 4. They don't want to be told to rewash their feet by a woman, otherwise they'll be sentenced to sleep on the living room couch; 5. They don't want to get their foot stepped on hard just because they glanced at a pretty girl on the street; 6. They don't want to casually comment that the food she cooked is not delicious, and then have her stop cooking for three days.